Luna: Ugh...! Where in the hell are you? Luna's so... hungry...!
Sena: I feel your pain... Right now, I'm just exhausted and about to drop dead from starva- Wait, Isn't that...?
Luna: Ah! It's him! Ragna the Bloodedge!
Sena: Y-you're right.Let's see if he'll buy us something to eat...
Luna: wha-? Luna'll pass on that... If you want to hit him up for free eats, then go nuts, Sena!
Sena: Eh?! Luna, how could you be so cold...?
Ragna: ...Huh? Who in the hell are you?!
Sena: ugh... My stomach... I... I'm... so... hungry...
Ragna: Is that so? Well, it sucks to be you.
Sena: Ugh, you're so mean... so cruel how can you call yourself a human being? I'll curse you... I'll haunt you until you die lie cold and dead in your grave.
Ragna: whoa, no need curse me, you know?! We definitely wouldn't want that... Not at all...
Sena: B-but I...
Ragna: All right spill it. If you were starving so badly you wouldn't have the energy to radiate the levels of murderous rage like... you... are now.
Sena: ...Huh? So you figured me out...? What gave me away, I wonder...?
Ragna: That thing you've got. That's a Nox Nyctores, isn't it? What in the hell are you plotting?!
Sena: Plotting...? You make it sound so...ominous.
Luna: ARRGH! I can't take this crap anymore! Luna is going to rip this idiot a new one and turn in what's left for that obscenely huge bounty!
Ragna: Dear god, why me?! Why do I always seem to attract the who's who of mental illness...?
<Platinum Victory>
Ragna: Gah...! How could this... Possibly be happening to me...?
Luna: Damn... Luna's stuffed. I mean, not only did I get to gorge myself on Ragna's dime, but Luna also kicked the crap out of him as well!
Sena: I must agree that the meal was very satisfying... Well Ragna, you're picking up the check, right? Um... I guess we should thank you...
Ragna: ...What in the-?! H-hey, you...guys! Wait up! Goddamn it, that little brat got me good. I'd kill to get my hands on whoever taught her.. him.. them how to scam people like that!
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